This is important, dammit.

I know you’re bombarded each and every day with people asking you to put out for them – but few causes are as important to me as this one. Go ahead. Make my day. (one in nine, folks. Chances are, if it’s not you, it’ll be someone you love).

the post that might be about soccer moms

We’re driving to our first game of the morning (and season, we’re starting later this year) and this nicely offensive tune comes on the radio: Are you a silicone baby, baby are they real? Do they stand up when you lie down? How do they make you feel? (The McKay Brothers) For reals.