You’ve probably seen it already, but it bears repeating: this Onion story is a classic: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory: “KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. […]
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it. 4. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a […]
We made it. Got in about half an hour ago. Four bodies sleeping in the car, thankfully my wife woke up long enough to carry a child inside and I managed the other two. When I opened the car door my first thought was “hot.” It’s 70 degrees and 90% humidity here. Feels like a […]