Tag: Bob

Again, Andy Borowitz nails one.

BARBARA BUSH RELOCATED Former First Lady Moved to New Location Away From Cameras, Microphones Just days after former First Lady Barbara Bush made widely publicized remarks about people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina, the White House said today that Mrs. Bush had been moved to “a new location away from television cameras and microphones.” Mrs. […]

Build a bridge

and get over it! Isn’t that what whats-his-name says? You know. The guy. I have, apparently, a huge mental block over accomplishing anything. Even trivial things take tons of effort. And yes, I know all about Bob. (“Baby steps on the bus, baby steps to the back of the bus…”) It’s just that I’m stuck. […]