My self importance is a god forsaken bore

Time is of the essence when you’re hanging by a thread And the answer to your questions won’t unravel in your head When you’re staring at forever from the edge of life’s abyss No one’s gonna tell you how it all came down to this If you say different your a liar I’m just preachin’ […]

how can this not make you sick?

I’m thinking of making some Constitution Toilet Paper. Somebody would probably think that’s unAmerican, the same kind of somebodies that support this nonsense (via Boing, Boing): Newsweek is reporting that companies like AT&T, working with the White House are using their money to push for blanket retroactive immunity for their involvement in the administration’s warrantless […]

Like a pig

Oldies do the sweating Today: 5 miles, 1 hour and ten seconds. Like I was counting. Month: 34.4 miles 6h 46m 57s Year: 468.2 miles 3 days, 21h 22m 52s If any of you, out there in the magical, mythical, world called the “internet,” are married to men who do not sweat? Then count your […]