Tag: blender

Thanks, mom!

From (who else?), my mother: Men are like .. ..Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like . Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ……. Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like …..Blenders …. You need One, […]

Party time

Okay, fug it. It’s Tuesday, it’s 10:00 AM. Things are bleak. Inspired by my dear friend Mir, I’ve decired to fire up the blender. The bar is now open. What’ll it be?