Lots of stuff in the press about “bird flu” this and “bird flu” that. And you hear lots of numbers thrown around. For example in this CNN.com report where China says it is a “serious epidemic”. They have had 20 outbreaks in the last month alone. Now I love this bit: The latest cases resulted […]
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: High fever Congestion Nausea Fatigue Aching in the joints An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.
Okay, bird flu. (In about six months there will be a few movies on “Sci-fi” and “TBS,” plus three ‘reality’ shows on Fox such as “are you infected?” but till then you get to hear me bitch.) I know this is CNN’s summary of what I hope is a real play for dealing with this […]