No, not that kind. However, as usual when a new HP movie comes out, my blog is being flooded with people searching for Emma Watson’s Breasts™, so mentioning bondage or perhaps other fun indoor sports will increase my hits even more. Whatever. So, I realized over the weekend that my son (eldest, almost 8) and […]
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl “Will you marry me?” The girl said, “NO!” And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. THE END
Here’s an update on our status: 2 bottles of wine 23 beers (I restocked) 1 bottle rum 1 bottle tequila 2 bottles margarita mix three dozen homemade oatmeal cookies 4.79 cases of water 13 12 moon pies 0 pints ben and jerry’s (we had a little scare when the power went out earlier so we […]