I was supposed to run for an hour and a half on Saturday morning. I didn’t. I was supposed to make up that run on Sunday morning. I didn’t. I was supposed to just totally skip the long run and get “back on track” for four miles this morning, as previously scheduled. Guess what? I […]
An oldie, but somebody was compelled to e-mail it to me, so I must share… 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both […]
My daughter is keeping herself endlessly entertained by pushing the button on our Sponge Bob thermometer repeatedly. Beep He he he Beeeeeeep HA HA!!! Beep Beep Ah hahahahahahaha! She is literally rolling on the floor laughing right now. 1) Why did we EVER shop at Toys R Us for her? We just need a Walgreens. […]