Midnite rambler

“Hey, B!” she whispered. *B continues snoring, nestled between a purring cat and snoring toddler* “Hey, B, wake up! I need you to check the house.” – more urgent, but still a whisper. “Wha?” I was awake now. “I thought I heard something in the other room.” I put on my glasses, then I felt […]

best. spam. evar.

I have found myself on several e-mail lists, and this morning happened across this little gem. A rental house. In Aruba: Here’s the pool: Here’s the patio: And plenty of places for ropes: Also has daily maid service, air conditioning, six bedrooms, sleeps 14. And the best part? Internet access.

How to quickly make daddy crazy

I’m home with a sick child, who of course isn’t acting very sick. She is showing off her mad skillz by putting on a Barney tape in her bedroom and putting Barney on Tivo in the family room (which are something like ten feet away from each other) It’s like listening to somebody sing “Row […]