quacked

I tried to tell my wife this joke the other day, and totally flubbed it, so of course I had to google it to get it right. Ahem: Three golfing buddies died in an auto accident and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they noticed the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. St. Peter […]

Cannes of Bean’s*

Yes, we saw Bean. No, I didn’t really want to go. But this movie is really much, much better than I thought it would be. Beautiful scenery, Bean is a hoot, Sabine isn’t hard on the eyes, and the big musical number almost had me in tears. (* post title courtesy of the brilliant minds […]

Wish the piper didn’t ask for so much

We have a thing we say, unfortunately we say it rather often: “You always pay.” Last night my wife and I went out, leaving the kids at home with a sitter. We arrived home later than usual – after midnite. The sitter was OK (I proclaimed happily as we drove up the street: “Her car’s […]