“Smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.” It happens sometimes. I’m walking through the grocery store, and I run into someone I haven’t seen in a while. It’s always good to see old acquaintances, but I never know what to say anymore. “How’s it going?” is a frequent greeting. How do I answer that? Standing […]
I just wanted to tell you a little story about those banana plants. See, we didn’t have any when we moved here. And one day, many years ago (95? 96? Don’t remember), through a series of very fortunate events, I began listening to a musician by the name of Jumpin’ Johnny Sansone. Johnny lived in […]
From (who else?), my mother: Men are like .. ..Laxatives . ….. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like . Bananas …… The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ……. Weather ….. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like …..Blenders …. You need One, […]