Instant karma’s gonna get you

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]

John Cleese on the election

Dear Franz,Some of you may have noticed that there is a Presidential election in the United States next Tuesday. Those of you living in that great country may still have an open mind as to how you are going to vote. So it may be of interest to know what some of the people are […]

Let’s just blame the cold medicine

Last night? I had no fever, but I was almost delirious. Most of the night I had “The middle of the road” going through my head, stuck on random snippet repeat. The middle of the road is no private cul-de-sac. I can’t get to the curb to the cab without some little jerk on my […]