I caught a good one, it looked like it could run

…Up on its back and away I did ride Just as fast as I could from the West Texas town of El Paso Out to the badlands of New Mexico… Todays tune. Watch out for the monkeys. Ok, chimpanzees (don’t want any irate monkeys writing in, feeling insulted). And I’m back seven years later to […]

Too distracting?

When I read that Scarlett Johansson’s sex scene in Black Dahlia was “too distracting” to the plot of the movie, I had only one thought: “Well, then, I’ll have to watch the movie a few times to understand the entire plot.” But now, Scarlett says it’s not too distracting. And I quoteth: “Of course it’s […]

Alcoholoroscopes

This can be found all over the place, but my drunk sister sent it to me via e-mail: Also: Welcome to all the fine folks visiting from LiveJournal! In case you’re curious, I’m an Aries, but I had to look up what “bellicose” meant. Feel free to share in the comments.. ARIES Drinking style Impulsive […]