Calvin: Before going down a steep hill like this, one should always give his sled a safety check. Hobbes: Right. Calvin: Seat belts? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Signals? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Brakes? Hobbes: None. Calvin: Steering? Hobbes: None. WHEEEEEE
I don’t know how I feel about turning theme-park rides into movies or vice-versa, but I liked Pirates and like this little bit: ELIZABETH: But … you did it before! Last time — JACK: Last time, I was here a grand total of three days. Last time, the rumrunners who used this island as a […]
Willie and his buddies opened with this one on their cable special. Too bad Shaver couldn’t be there. It was a rainy Wednesday morning That’s the day that I was born in That old sharecroppers one room country shack They say my mama left me the day before she had me They say she hit […]