Don’t panic!

When I’m having a long day, I love to read excerpts from the Book of Doug: A hole had just appeared in the Galaxy. It was exactly a nothingth of a second long, a nothingth of an inch wide, and quite a lot of million light years from end to end. As it closed up […]

overheard

“Mom! Look, I found this pick – brushy thing!” “That would be a comb, dear.”

On getting older

Found this in my e-mail this morning. Coincidence? I think not. Eric Idle (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) just turned 62 From an interview in “Men’s Health”: “They say aging is a funny thing. But there’s nothing funny about it at all. You still feel 14, but when you turn on the bathroom light, this ugly […]