Something you do NOT want to hear while you are stuck on the toilet trying to poop:
Door Slams “I have to wash my hands!” “Aw, ‘isgusting!”
Category: Quotes
Deep thought:
I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference. ~ Steven Wright
You can’t please everyone
4 y.o.: “Is this all we’re having for dinner? This and this and this… and this?”