It’s a little late for an april fools joke, isn’t it?

Here is what our elected folks are busy dreaming up: Congress May Extend Daylight-Saving Time “The more daylight we have, the less electricity we use,” said Markey, who cited Transportation Department estimates that showed the two-month extension would save the equivalent of 10,000 barrels of oil a day. The country uses about 20 million barrels […]

I try to be good

I try not to bog down with politics here, but I think many of my opinions show through the cracks, anyway. So today, of course, is a special day. And I’m not nearly creative enough to describe the coronation in all it’s splendor. So I’ll let the wonkette do it instead. Liveblogging has commenced… 11:40AM: […]

World Diplomacy Rerouted to Calling Center in Bangalore

BUSH OUTSOURCES STATE DEPARTMENT President George W. Bush seized the opportunity presented by Colin Powell’s resignation as Secretary of State to outsource the State Department to India, the White House confirmed today. With budget deficits spiraling out of control, the president saw a chance for significant cost-savings by having all of the State Department’s diplomatic […]