Hot and bothered

Now I’ve done it. I’m hot, sweat is pouring down my face, my hair is wet. My heart is beating fast, my glasses are fogged. I did something that I could only do while home (virtually) alone. Yes, I shampooed the carpets.

The Big O

That’s what I call the Oprah magazine. Cuz, it has a big “O” on the cover. October cover stories: the comforts of sex a whole new way to look at pleasure An O survey – can women really keep casual sex casual? Dr. Phil – how do you ask for the sex you want? 14 […]

The heat is on.

And I wish it were the air conditioner. We’re dyin’ here. need. ice cream. update: (1 hour later): Somebody flipped a switch, somewhere. Now wearing parka. Coffee has iced over. Nipples hurting. Burning adding machine tape to keep warm, sane. Not working.