I resemble that…

Concluding his examination, the doctor asked, “You’re in pretty good shape for a man your age. How’s your sex life?” The old man answered, “I have sex almost every night.” The doctor looked surprised. “What? I don’t believe it.” “It’s true,” said the old man. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…”

Like a ferry

yes, I spelled that correctly. Last night I took the kids on a bike ride so my wife could mow the lawn. This involves the tandem and a bike trailer, so it is myself and a child on the bike and two more in the trailer. Okay then. (I don’t have a picture, but imagine […]