Where’s C3PO when you need him?

I need help translating the following: Your appointment [blah blah]231 has been confirmed for 1:30 PM to 4:30 PM on 04/20/2005. We appreciate your business and look forward to providing timely service to you. Sincerly, Dell Computer Corporation Dude on the phone: “Sir, you do not have an appointment. Would you like to set one […]

Frankly, my dear…

Stolen from Mindy: Your Linguistic Profile: 55% General American English 25% Dixie 15% Upper Midwestern 5% Yankee 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?