Fall down, go boom

I was recently victim of a gravity storm. I’m getting out of the back of a car, and lost my footing, and fell flat. on. my. face. I managed to not break my glasses, which is a good thing. I did this in front of a couple dozen friends, which is less good… somebody send […]

wondering

So I went for a walk last night. 1 hour, 24 minutes, five seconds. I saw exactly four other people walking. Two had dogs, one was walking, and the last was jogging (so, technically I only saw THREE other people walking, but whateva). I’m wondering if I need to try a different deodorant…