Me! It’s all about me!
I would rather watch High School Musical 2 (Saved by the Bell Edition) for the eleventh time than watch football tonite. Guess who’s playing? Yeak, Dickless’ old team, and they will spend every spare breath on Michael and his bullshit. Hey, NFL, and the rest of the world, how about a little perspective? As horrid […]
We were working together in the yard, and I was singing “If I had a million dollars” and when I got to the line: ‘I’d buy you a lawn boy”** my wife said “as long as it’s Corbin Bleu!” And, I gotta say, he’s got a fine ass. She’ll probably get her request. You know, […]
Oldies do the sweating Today: 5 miles, 1 hour and ten seconds. Like I was counting. Month: 34.4 miles 6h 46m 57s Year: 468.2 miles 3 days, 21h 22m 52s If any of you, out there in the magical, mythical, world called the “internet,” are married to men who do not sweat? Then count your […]