Morning people

Scene 1: I’m sitting on the toilet, it’s 5:00 AM. No lights, trying not to disturb anyone who is sleeping. I fart.** The dog comes running in from the other half of the house, acting like she hasn’t seen me in months and OH MY GOD HERE YOU ARE! Scene 2: Sitting at breakfast, and […]

hello mutter, hello fatter

I say, and you think… Dork :: me Refurbished :: couch Basket :: ball Mousse :: Mickey Studio :: 54 8 ball :: unable to determine at this time Masking tape :: duct tape wannabe Love :: blind Wilder :: than her Lindsey :: Bionic Woman Okay, maybe more scattered than usual, but that’s kinda […]