Selective hearing
What she says: “Why didn’t we pay off our debt five years ago?” What I hear: “Why didn’t YOU fix this, you’re the fucking accountant! Probably because you keep wasting money on your silly little shit.”
Category: Personal
Me! It’s all about me!
lowered expectations
My wife refused to watch “PS: I love you,” which I now think is a pretty good thing, because there is NO WAY I could be as cool as the guy in the movie. Now she won’t be expecting so much if I kick the bucket 😛
Non-twitter
So, we’re eating out tonite (a rare occurance – kids, out, on a Friday night) and I really wanted to send to twitter “Who do I have to blow to get a glass of water here?” but I didn’t because my ten year old was sitting next to me and has better eyesight than I […]