The pitter patter of heavy breathing

This morning on my run I was found by a couple of puppies. Okay, fifty pound puppies, but they were clearly puppies. they would sniff and sorta lick at my fingers and tap dance in circles around me (how is it that a dog can run backward just as fast as I can forward? Amazing. […]

the blustery day

Today, to borrow a term from the sailors, it is blowing stink here. It’s bad enough that I was almost knocked off my feet, not once but several times. I do not know how skinny people are getting around today. :p

Living under a rock

Again, internets, you have left me out of the loop. Why didn’t I hear that The Onion was selling crap? I gotta get me one of these. . If you can’t read it, it says ” I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am” And if you find that bad, then be […]