Last night, a few minutes after bedtime, comes this gem: “He threw a hot dog in my room!” Followed quickly by: “No, I didn’t! I was in my bed the whole time.” The offended child continued to insist that her brother had indeed thrown a hot dog into her room. So I finally get off […]
I’ve been practicing my deep breathing so much I’m light headed. But maybe it’s helping. But I’m almost out of thin mints. Random movie quote: Doctor: Big breaths. Patient: Yeth, and I’m only thirteen. So the roller coaster is rolling on, except it doesn’t stop at the station anymore, most of the riders have bailed […]
This post, in my head at least, was going to be titled “Stupid White People.” But I think that isn’t being fair to all the other stupid people, so why leave anyone out? This really happened. A few days ago some guy escaped from prison. Hundreds of miles from here. It was in the news, […]