Category: Kids

How to be sick at my house

Take a small child. A little girl will work nicely. Give child a stomach bug of some kind that allows them to throw up at random moments, usually when least expected. Allow child to otherwise act perfectly healthy and be extremely active and happy to have some quality time with her Parent. When the child […]

Riding in cars, with boys

“Dad! I saw a squirrel!“ “Great honey!” “It was a big squirrel! “Ok” “It was huge! It must have been a daddy squirrel!” (not sure I like where this is going) “It was so fat!” “It had a huge bump, like yours stomach!” They didn’t walk home. But I thought about it.