How to freak out your sister-in-law without even trying
Casually mention to her that the purse she just bought for her daughter (the one that matches her prom dress?) would be great not only for carrying lipstick and a cell phone but also – condoms.
Category: Kids
Adjust your calendars, please
I propose we rename Easter to: “Too damn much candy, a little too much quality time with the cousins, too many freakin’ hours in the van already, I can’t stand to be with my family more than ten minutes and did I mention too much bloody candy Day” What say you?
Homework can be educational
My second grader is working on his homework, and has a multiple choice question: “Which of these is make believe?” One of the answers was the Tooth Fairy.