Tiny Dancer, take 42
‘Boom Boom, Out go the Lights’ comes on the radio while we are working in our room. Baby: “I’m dancing!” (shakes booty) Mom: “Why are you taking off your clothes?” Baby: “I’m dancing!” Should I be worried?
Category: Kids
When good poop goes bad
We’ve been waiting for this day, for a long time. Years. My youngest – and final – child has finally figured out how to poop in the potty. (pardon the scientific jargon. I mean “take a dump.”) This is a Good Thing, right? But wait. Now she does it ever five minutes. I swear this […]
Holiday movies
“Dad, I want to see ‘Rocky Balboa.’” “Do you know what it’s about?” “Yes. It’s a guy that’s old and hurt and he wants to get into wrestling.” “That would be boxing.” “Same thing.”