I kid you not
I walk into the boys’ room, to find them glued to the television. Me: “This looks weird, what are you watching?” Them: “It’s something called ‘Twin Peaks.’” Me: “well, that makes sense.” I firewalked my way outta there…
I walk into the boys’ room, to find them glued to the television. Me: “This looks weird, what are you watching?” Them: “It’s something called ‘Twin Peaks.’” Me: “well, that makes sense.” I firewalked my way outta there…
My dear daughter scolding me: “Stop singing that, you’re not the Wiggles!”
“Daddy, I didn’t drown that time, either!”