Childish things
This was in my email today, and it (naturally) strikes a chord. I say naturally because, well, it’s Calvin: Read on to see why this is timely…
Category: Kids
Kids
My oldest is apparently learning (through a friend at school) how to cuss in Chinese. Awesome. And my middle child announced, while we’re sitting in the back of church, “Dad, there are nineteen people here with a bald spot on their head.” I glare at him. He continues, “No, really,” pointing now “One, two, three…” […]
Dood
I don’t give a shit if you are late or just inconsiderate. I’ve had this civic probably since before you were born, and I don’t care how close you get to me with your monster truck – I am NOT going to hurry up. So why don’t you just back the hell off? Kthanxbai.