Signs you watch too much Olympics
The baby was climbing off a chair yesterday and went a little quicker than normal. My wife: “Wow, she really stuck that landing.” My six year old: “I’d give her a nine.”
The baby was climbing off a chair yesterday and went a little quicker than normal. My wife: “Wow, she really stuck that landing.” My six year old: “I’d give her a nine.”
It helps to have an interpreter in my house. This just happened, so I’m writing while it’s fresh: Child: “Whatcha doin?” (translation: Whatcha doin?) me: “Checking e-mail.” Child: “OK,” runs off. (trans: OK) Child returns: “You got a message mommy from you?” (Did you get mommy’s e-mail?) Me: (thinks) “Yes, tell mommy I got her […]
People sometimes ask me this question: “Do your children know they are adopted?” Well, perhaps a conversation we had the other morning will help illustrate. Ages 6, 4, and 1: *dad changes babies’ diaper and clothes* 6 y.o.: “I hope the judge says she can stay.” dad: “Would you like her to always be your […]