well, if you put it THAT way

My daughter is getting ready for her softball game, and found a water bottle to take. “I need to put an “N” on this,” she said. “So nobody else will drink from your water bottle?” asked my wife. “No, because it looks the same as someone else’s bottle.” But, of course.

sticky, sweet

We’re out having cheap-o tacos for dinner, and ordered sopapillas for dessert. One child said “Can you please pass the honey?**” and my five year old launches into “Honey, honey” from Mamma Mia. ** Okay, he didn’t really say ‘please’ but at least he didn’t say something like “pass the honey, Bitch!” Progress.

Bowling for pennies

Multimedia message Originally uploaded by silly old bear. You can’t tell from the photo, but this turned out to be a spare. Not bad for her first time bowling, evar.