Nutritious meal, fit for a king Posted by: sillyoldbear. Before anybody asks why my kids are dinign on pizza and jello, notice the 0.2% body fat on the boys. They need calories, of any kind, since they burn them constantly. This was during Sponge Bob, naturally, but I think they liked Fairly Odd Parents better. […]
Tonite was Mega Fun Pizza Place Night for our elementary school. This is where you go eat pizza, and a percentage (or a fraction of a percentage, can’t remember) of your purchase goes back to the school so they can buy things like electricity and chalk. No child left behind! Anyway, this happens every six […]
I was reading something on the computer and sensed a disturbance in the force. I looked down, and sure enough, the baby is crawling like GI Joe, heading for the glowing red power switch on the surge protector, the one that shuts down everything on this side of the desk. Again.