My house is clean!

It will be clean at least until the girls are awake again.  *sigh*  My husband and I had a party for his coworkers on Sunday night.  We played a Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament.  Neither of us was at the finals table.  I chose not to play, but instead to play ‘hostess‘.  That means I got […]

Mystery Poster….

Ben’s gone!  Hooray!  Time to PAR-TAY!  Okay, so maybe we’ll be a bit sad he’s gone, but it’s only because there won’t be any more hottie pictures on here!  So he’s gone and he left the keys to the kingdom to me…as well as to anyone else who smiled and promised sexual favors.  I do […]

You thought fart jokes were bad?

As was routine after a good feeding with my newborn daughter, I put her on my shoulder and patted her on the back (read: whacked her repeatedly for several minutes) until she produced a resounding belch. Of course, DH and I cheered her accomplishment. A moment after that, it struck me as strange, so I […]