Tivo

Yes?

They need you at the Superdome.

Hurry. Please.

When the tv in the bedroom is five seconds ahead of the one in the room you are in (thank you, TIVO), and you are both watching the same football game?

update: my comments on the game? Shit.

One for I Robot Roomba, where the lady says “I don’t know about you, but I live with a bunch of animals. The kids are pigs, and my husband’s an (ass).”

I can so relate, says the ass…