there. has. got. to. be. a. way.
(spoiler: the house didn’t really burn)
(spoiler: the house didn’t really burn)
I was reminded of this little guy while reading about someone who spent $7K on amazon while on Ambien. Myself? I just do depraved things that will haunt me and send some brutally honest emails. I may ruin relationships, but at least I’m not spending gobs of money that I don’t have.
This one needs to be turned up “to room temperature,” to borrow a phrase from a friend 😛 As a fat man I heartily approve.