Yes, in my bio I said “I like bad movies.” What I thought about putting was suggested by my wife, which is “You can quote lines from all kinds of bad movies.” She’s thinking of the kind of movies TBS runs on Saturday afternoon, about tarantulas that eat cities or aliens that win elections or […]
Heh. This guy? I like his take on the whole “issue.” Getting a Grip On the Naked Truth (washingtonpost.com): “Sixty years ago, the look T.O. gave ‘Edie’ would have landed him in a noose; now, it helps him cash in on a level of celebrity that’s rare in the NFL. I’ll take that as progress.”
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the […]