Because I’m THAT kind of helpful

I’ve had this song stuck in my head. For. Ever. So, I’ll pass it along to you. If you’ve never heard it, do yourself a favor and find a copy to download… I love you period Do you love me question mark Please Please exclamation point I wanna hold you in parenthesis Or, if you […]

Message for the manager

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub… She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asked, softly stroking his face with […]

Lord I remember…

Woke last night to the sound of thunder How far off, I sat and wondered Started humming a song from nineteen-sixty-two Ain’t it funny how the night moves When you just don’t seem to have as much to lose Strange how the night moves With autumn closing in…