I am making this up. If one or more of these things happen, don’t come looking at me, it’s a total coincidence. Hermione and Ron get pregnant (by accident), and have to quit studying magic to work at muggledane jobs in a bookstore to support their growing family, dealing with tons of fans (of some […]
Are you the one standing with the microphone, saying “C’mon, everybody has to sing a song!,” or the person trying to look invisible on the couch, saying quietly to whomever is nearby that you are not nearly drunk enough for karaoke?
I was sort of watching something on tv the other night (I think Le Tour de France) and it was time for dinner. So I hollered to the child nearest the television (who just turned four a month ago) to turn it off and come to the table. “I’ll pause it for you,” she replied […]