I was signing the kids up for church school and remembered an old joke. Ahem. A priest was hearing confessions one afternoon when a man entered and confessed: “Bless me, Father for I have sinned. I slept with Pussy Green.” The priest gave him absolution and told him his pennance and the man went away. […]
Yes, “it” is on. Zac is in trouble from the mean Country Club manager. The kids all have summer jobs there. Wasn’t this a Saved by the Bell episode?
I walk into the boys’ room, to find them glued to the television. Me: “This looks weird, what are you watching?” Them: “It’s something called ‘Twin Peaks.’” Me: “well, that makes sense.” I firewalked my way outta there…