Too funny: We’ve been datin’ since high school we never once left this town we use to go out on the weekends and we’d drink ’til we drowned but now she’s acting funny and I don’t understand I think that she’s found her some other man chorus: she left me for Jesus and that just […]
Thank you, Oprah, I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.
Finally, Speed Racer is coming today. Which sounds like a Trixie joke, but I just mean that the movie finally opens. I’m about as excited to see Speed as I was to see Iron Man, but I was a huge Speed Racer watching kid way back when (before the internets, if you can imagine. Yes, […]