Not meant to be taken literally

A few weeks ago we are at church, listening to a talk about the Beatitudes, and during a certain part my wife looked over at me and smiled. She knew i was thinking about this:

Oops.

I shouldn’t put Bob Marley on first thing on Monday morning. All I wanna do now is go to the beach. Or maybe get high.

Earworms? Get your earworms here!

Listening to the radio on the way to work (it’s not a stereo, the left speaker has only worked intermittently for the last 12 years or so) they were playing Fat Bottom Girls and I was freaking out the other drivers a bit with my Mercury-style antics. So I thought what better way to deal […]