Category: Movies

Tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms

I watched “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” last night with the boys. They got a kick out of it (especially the over the top swordfights). Hell, it’s all over the top. (“Daddy, he’s banging coconuts!” “Yes, he is.” “But where’s his horse?”) All told, I think they enjoyed it, but I don’t think they’ll […]

Why didn’t I think of this sooner?

*smacks head* I’ve figured out how to get Tom Cruise to go back home to his baby. And it was inspired by yet another one of those Exxon/Mobil boycott e-mails. Here’s the plan: Nobody go to see Mission Impossible III this weekend! Let the opening weekend pass, then go see it if you must. But […]