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I’ll take “Stupid movie scenes stuck in my head” for $500 please, Alex

(Dottie answers the phone.) Dottie: “Hello?” Pee Wee: “Hi, Dottie, it’s Pee Wee!” Dottie: “Pee Wee? Where are you calling from?” Pee Wee: “Texas!” Dottie: “Huh?” Pee Wee: “Honest! I’ll prove it! (singing) The stars at night are big and bright…” Passersby (singing and clapping): “…deep in the heart of Texas!”

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Jaws, in 30 seconds.

And re-enacted by bunnies.

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Spielburg and Cruise are going to do this to us.

God help us all.

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