Heh. Yeah, what they said. JoBlo’s movie review of Constantine: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou Phew. For a second there, I thought we were gonna get nothing but dogshit, recycled, former TV-show, remake-of-a-remakes starring Ice Cube, some kids and that Dakota Fanning chickie-dee for everything coming out of Hollywood in 2005, but thanks to […]
Okay, saw Constantine. Except for a two minute potty break, I saw the whole thing. Which is pretty cool. I had popcorn and a coke. Lots of people want to know how it is. Now bearing in mind the high praise I heaped on the likes of Thunderbirds and Sky Captain, I say this was […]
I have a ticket to Constantine. That’s right. A. Ticket. I can have my own popcorn, I can choose my own beverage. I don’t have to leave the movie at exactly the wrong moment to go to the bathroom. It’s the little things. Seems strange, though. Real strange. I know my seven year old is […]