Hitchhikers Guide to Sideways

I saw both movies this weekend, so the following might contain spoilers. You’ve been warned.. Sideways: two guys fucking around in Wine Country HHG2G: two guys, a girl, another guy (with an extra head) and a maniacally depressed robot fucking around in outer space Sideways: Miles HHG2G: Marvin Sideways: Pinot Noir HHG2G: Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters […]

Through the crystal darkly

I just watched the Dark Crystal with my kids. I watched this in the theater when it was released a couple decades ago. I was stoned out of my gourd. Now, I remember why. It’s like seeing Yoda’s home movies.

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My kids and I are sitting on the floor of their room, watching Raiders of the Lost Ark. During the climactic scene, just as (in my sons words) “His face melts,” wham from out of the sky comes our cat. He had been sleeping on the top bunk, again, and took the quick way down.