I’m not saying this is true, cuz it’s not. But it made me smile. Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about a pastor. The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was then afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not […]
Concluding his examination, the doctor asked, “You’re in pretty good shape for a man your age. How’s your sex life?” The old man answered, “I have sex almost every night.” The doctor looked surprised. “What? I don’t believe it.” “It’s true,” said the old man. “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday, almost on Wednesday…”
King Arthur was in Merlin’s laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. “Why this is no good, Merlin!” the king exclaimed, “Just look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m’lady, the […]