Can’t leave my whining about gas prices at the top. Here’s another joke for ya, an oldie, and especially for my pal Y who I don’t chat with very much anymore 🙁 The presidents of Miller, Coors, Anheuser-Busch, and Guinness were at an international beer conference. They decided to all go to lunch together and […]
Okay, I can’t believe y’all haven’t heard this (maybe you have and you’re just humoring me) Why is drinking Coors Light like sex in a canoe? because… it’s fucking close to water!
A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he’d get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the “escort” services. He picked a number and dialed it. […]