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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her: “Darling, would you give me a blow job?” Horrified, she replies “Are […]

Dog gone it

No, this isn’t about the pooch that escaped at the airport (who probably didn’t want the body cavity search, ya know? Who can blame him) ATHLETE WITHOUT COMPELLING PERSONAL DRAMA EXPELLED FROM OLYMPICS A member of the U.S. Olympic ski team was disqualified from competition today when it was learned that he did not have […]